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NED:
First of all, thank God for me.
I think we can all agree
I'm the reason we're okay.
We were taken by surprise,
forced to face our own demise
and that was when I saved the day.
[spoken]
I'll set the scene, don't let the envy turn you green.
See there's these five chicks, totally undead.
They're coming at us full speed ahead,
and with a Wham! Bam! Pow!
Megan's going down,
and Andrew's in the corner like AAAHHHH!
So I gotta think fast, I have to pull through
because these Vamp Tramps are clobbering those two,
and with a Slap! Pow! Punch!
I eat them for lunch.
Those Trampires go running like
[Pick Slide]
And thanks to my skill and my power and strength on the field.
I got your backs in attacks with the sword that I wield.
And sure they got a hit in,
but they split when
they knew they should not have come my way,
and that's how I saved the day.
MEGAN:
Okay there's one thing Ned said that was true.
Yes, there were five vamps fighting with us two,
because our hero here
dropped his sword in fear
MEGAN/ANDREW:
and got kicked square in the face!
MEGAN:
So we've got our white knight passed out on the ground
and there's these --
NED:
[spoken]
Trampires!
MEGAN:
[spoken]
No, stop.
--trying to take us down.
So we do our best
to get through this mess
MEGAN/ANDREW:
and haul his ass out of this place.
With no help from you we had barely the strength to get free.
They got away but I'll say I'm surprised so did we.
And so when it's next time
we'll be just fine
if we don't have you getting in our way.
And that's how I saved the--
ANDREW:
And also how I saved the--
MEGAN:
How Andrew and I
MEGAN/ANDREW:
saved the day.
MEGAN:
We need a gameplan, not the same plan
that nearly ended with us dead,
and that's always thanks to Ned.
God, I'm exhausted, I have lost it
and I'm not even sure of why I stay.
When it's always me who,
guarantee you,
I'd like to see you save the day.
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I was a younger fella, no idea what was comin'
then I auditioned for a TV show.
If I had known what I know now I would've started runnin'
but that was not the way it's mean to go.
I got the news that somehow I had been the one who's chosen
to lead the fight against vampire kind.
And so I decimated all the foes we were opposin'
But see my friends had something else in mind.
One of the vampires, she bit me, while we were hooking up.
And then I found out it fit me, what she was cooking up.
'Cause now I'm half man, half vamp, I can outfight and out run.
They call me The Chosen One!
So it's upsetting but it's not the end, it's the beginning
of all the cooler things that I can do.
With all my powers I had finally started nonstop winning
but see the downside was that I was screwed.
'Cause somehow everywhere I turned, by vamps I was confronted
but how or why was nothing I could say.
See it turns out when you're half vamp then you become The Hunted
and they can smell your ass from miles away.
And only this garlic misleads them so better take these pills.
Don't try to barf it. You'll need them if you don't want to get killed.
Because you're half man, half vamp, as if you were my son.
Son of The Chosen One!
The Hunted: 101
Vamps can walk in the light of the sun.
They don't sparkle 'cause that's super dumb.
Stakes and crosses can all go ignored.
Gotta cut off their heads with a sword.
Now the fight against evil has spread.
Slayers everywhere fighting undead.
Portland, Tampa, they know what to do.
Compton, Ithaca, that became you.
And you're all screwed just like me.
We're The Chosen Ones and that's our destiny.
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JOHN:
Welcome to our vlog it's super exciting.
It's a one-on-one with both of us two.
Welcome to our vlog, we're glad we're inviting
you to see what we do.
ADAM:
Slayers through the years have made us seem evil,
but we've got a side that they never knew.
JOHN/ADAM:
Tune into our vlog and you will believe we'll
never try to harm you.
We are clearing up some grave misconceptions
but we do a bunch of awesome things too.
If you want more then we gotta mention
Pop onto our page, Subscribe, Rate, Review.
Welcome to our vlog, Subscribe, Rate, Review.
ADAM:
Yo, we love our fans, we're really so grateful.
You're the reason why we're getting our say.
Thanks to all the humans not being hateful
our subscriber count blows those Slayers away.
JOHN:
Humans need to know what Slayers keep hiding.
Come and join the fight towards ending their wrath.
We're a couple pros who aren't just biting
JOHN/ADAM:
Anyone in our path.
We are proving wrong some unclear perceptions
ADAM:
While we taste test some types of blood too.
JOHN/ADAM:
Tell of your friends to show us attention.
Tell all of your pals, Subscribe, Rate, Review.
Welcome to our vlog, Subscribe, Rate, Review.
JOHN:
We speak for the vampires who are silent.
We speak for the vampires who are suffering from neglect.
(suffering from neglect)
We're not just some basic vlog.
(basic vlog)
We're starting a dialogue
JOHN/ADAM:
We speak for the vampires who are asking for respect.
ADAM:
[spoken]
And making lanyards!
JOHN:
Thanks for tuning in we're so glad to see you
ADAM:
Hope you had some fun on Tips for Physique.
JOHN/ADAM:
If you wanna know what we've got for next time
Rate, Review, Subscribe we'll see you next week.
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You're getting tired 'cause
all your friends are destined to expire, 'cause
you could be the best you've ever been. But
You can see you're never going to win.
You never will
We bite to kill
And this is real here
We're prepared to let you take the wheel here
We would be a force beyond control, see
All you have to do is sell your soul.
And you'll be free.
Eternally.
All the power you possess
Amplified and effortless
Nothing standing in your way
Beating hearts are so passe.
You should be side by side with the chicks who died
to run the world, it starts tonight.
You know your loser crew they can't keep up with you.
You need us girls to win the fight.
And it only takes one bite.
So here's the lowdown
There is not a chance we're gonna slow down.
We've been snapping slayers like they're twigs, so
You should grab the chance and take the gig.
If you say no, you'll have to go.
All across the USA
We've shown slayers how to slay.
No one's lived to prove us wrong
So ditch the boys and come along.
You should be side by side with the chicks who died
to run the world, it starts tonight.
You know your loser crew they can't keep up with you.
You need us girls to win the fight.
And it only takes one bite.
Oh you know better than anyone
That when all's said and done
You're gonna lose.
You're not strong enough for everyone
Come on you've had your fun
It's time to chose.
You want it endless?
Or you wanna die alone and friendless
Watching as the world falls to the ground?
Or wear a crown, and burn it down?
You should be side by side with the chicks who died
to run the world, it starts tonight.
You want a victory? We're making history.
Come join the girls, our future's bright.
And it only takes one bite.
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BOB:
You've spent this time singing when you should be out there slaying.
I'm not trying to scare you, but I need to prepare you
For war.
NED:
I've never really trained this hard I guess
My body's tough but inside I'm a mess
My best friend's fighting on the other side
I don't know what I'll do if we collide
And now is the time, this I know, to know what I'm doing
It's time to stand up and prepare.
Prepare for war.
MEGAN:
The offer's on the table, join their team.
Become the thing I've hunted, be their queen.
'Cause after all the slaying that I've done
it feels like I'm still stuck here on square one.
Now is the time, this I know, to make a decision.
It's time to stand up and prepare.
Prepare for--
JOHN:
Let them try to run away in fear
I will drain their blood and drink their tears
I will make them watch their friends all die
They can't escape my wrath, but they can try.
Now is the time, this I know, to kill all the slayers
And now is the time to stand up
And prepare for war!
ADAM:
I'm still not sure what I'm doing here
Now I'm evil, gee that's weird.
All my hopes are now Ned's fears.
MEGAN/NED:
Swords are sharpened
JOHN/ADAM:
Taste their blood
MEGAN/NED:
Muscles hardened
ADAM:
I'm feeling like a stud.
MEGAN/NED:
Battle ready
JOHN/ADAM:
Battle's here.
ALL:
Draw your weapon make them fear!
Now is the time, this I know, we know what we're doing
It's time to stand up and prepare
Prepare for--
Now is the time, this I know. We know what we're doing.
It's time to stand up and prepare.
Prepare for War!
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I know you feel tired
I know you feel down
But rise from your coffin
And figure it out.
I know it ain't easy
Losin' your human prey.
But every morning
Begins a new day.
So rise up
Sharpen your fangs!
Rise up!
A murder the pain.
Rise up!
I know you, I know you will.
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And now I'm torn between two fates.
Once a vampire slayer, now I'm vampire bait.
Used to kill, now all I do is sit and wait.
I'm torn between two fates.
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I did my best here
But you really put me to the test here
After all I did to put you first
you somehow managed only to get worse.
That's hard to do
So good for you
Did you think I'd never see
Where I'm really meant to be?
Now I found the better way.
You're the price I have to pay.
I should be side by side
with the chicks who died
To run the world, they got it right.
You never had the stuff
and now I've had enough
Come face the girls and lose the fight.
And it only takes one bite.
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MEGAN:
I'm so freaking tired of playing this game
Though the vampires are different it's always the same.
You're all "I'm the most evil,
I'll bite you, I'm scary,
You sneer and you taunt and you try"
But in the end, you're going to die.
And I fight with my heart and I'm here for my team.
And yes they're rough, but they don't suck as much as they seem.
'Cause no matter how much we fight or get testy
Or swear or have meltdowns and cry,
In the end you're going to die.
SLAYERS:
In the end we're gonna mess you up and take you down.
In the end you're gonna say goodbye.
In the end you're going to die.
JOHN:
I am so freaking ready to get this fight on.
Get revenge for the time you killed John, John, and John
ADAM:
And John, and John.
JOHN/ADAM:
You're all "oh we're so righteous,
we're heroes, well here goes
It's time to now bleed you all dry.
In the end you're going to die.
VAMPIRES:
In the end we're gonna turn those swords the other way.
In the end we're blowing you sky-high
In the end you're going to die.
SLAYERS:
In the end we're a crew
and there's nothing you can do
We are strong, we are quick, we are fly!
There's no demon who can stop us
And no team could ever top us.
We've defeated every vamp tramp
And vamp guy
And in the end you're going to die!
In the end you're going to--
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Season 2 of the award-winning web series, The Hunted: Encore saw the return of your favorite vampire slayers and bloodsuckers, and introduced new characters to the series. The new season features original songs by Preston Max Allen, Marcus Thorne Bagala, and Megan Bagala, as well as an original score by Marcus Thorne Bagala and Steve Goldshein.
released November 12, 2017
Original Songs by Preston Max Allen, Marcus Thorne Bagala, Megan Bagala, and Ryan Gibeau.
Arrangements by Marcus Thorne Bagala and Will Melones
Original Score by Marcus Thorne Bagala and Steve Goldshein
Mastering by Steve "Solid Gold" Goldman at Four Legs Records
